8th birthday party planning begins

And I felt like the Facebook gods were sending me a message (uh, duh, that's how the fascists in social media keep us hooked)...

GROUPON wants you to enjoy a party for up to 30 at its Niles location for 53% off!

Yes! Yes, I do want that! Oh wait, what's this....? Oh.

9 weeks in a cast. Torn ACL. Shit. Oh well, back to swimming in anxiety about how to celebrate Z's bday.